sure, it sounds like it’s mainly fun, really living the dream, but over time it’s just another job
this is some real “i should be a ladyparts doctor” level miscalculation, the dirty muscly legs you’re putting the boots on start to run together and eventually it has all the excitement of emptying chamberpots
eventually it has all the excitement of emptying chamberpots
I dunno it can be funny if you live on a upper floor somewhere and chuck the pisspot out and nail the town crier or some sloshed guards slacking on the job
AGAB 1712 - those criers are generally from poorer domains though, careful to only hit the ones who tell hunters about fox news
Ok that fox news bit got me haha
As long as they aren't crying at bloody break o' the morn about whatever nonsense the fail son of the lord got up to in the sewage pit with the hogs while smashed again, oi won't freshen them up with me pisspot
grease?
Keeps the armor from rusting.
Lightning
Oh I guess someone else follows Cloudy here. 
Who? I reappropriated this from someone else.
lol, she's a trans onlyfans model, but also posts some pretty based shit so I'm totally sure there are people who follow her for non-horny reasons.
Totally... 
Oh that's neat, good for her to get that bag. As the kids would say.
Actually I just followed her today for funny tweets lmao
Yeah, sure, just for the funny tweets
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Calling the 
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Bake me away toys
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She could steal my car and run me over with it and I wouldn't even be mad
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She could stab me with that sword and then tell me my head is shaped weird and I would be delighted.
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
I'm not ashamed of my sexuality and I wasn't actually kidding.
I figured I'm just joking around
I follow her! Cloudy is cool
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