One can be folded into oragami. The other can be shot from a slingshot. I am truly enlightened.
oh shit BOTH is the answer
I don't think either of these would be very fun for the woman they're attached to...
Damn. I always felt bad enough for women with big boobs having to deal with the back pain, but I never considered that they might jingle, too.
Not all big breasted women suffer from backpains.
Jingling is really annoying though.
Jingle?
It feels like a bag of coins when you're touching it.
I've got a question for you. What's heavier, a kiogram of coins or a kilogram of bills? That's right a kilogram of coins, because coins are heavier than bills
Is this supposed to be a joke or a parody of something?
Thanks for educating me.
Trail was enlightened
Dead serious issues that I expect to see addressed in the VP debate.
The premise is based, but fuck me, the message is actually a good life lesson.
The size of the breast is irrelevant, the size of the girl is everything
They must be balanced, as all things should be
Balanced on what though?
*woman.
The word you meant is woman.
Bills won't weigh you down when you're hiking or make your pocket sag if they're there a long time.
Can't use 100's in a lot of places.
Can't use coins in a lot of places as well.
Yeah, the strippers hate it when I start chucking quarters.
In some cultures, making it hail is seen as a dick move.
I can rest a bag of coins on my face and reach nirvana, while resting a single bill on my face is pointless.
Let me know when you want me to prove you wrong
Regards, Bill
Never thought id see a koan in green text.
Omfg I was also enlightened by this
Then everyone clapped. That clap's name? Albert Musk.
And then the bus fell on its side, amen brother ๐
the coins because you could also throw them at people
The Dollars are light and graciously accepted by the cashier, but do not gratify the hand in its heft and presence. The coins are heavy, and bestows immediate gratification to the weighing extremities; nonetheless the cashier will be enraged at the prospect of counting the cost.
Read that again.
Always a psycho/socio in the comments ๐
No judgement here.
I wonder if there is any evolutionary advantage to larger breasts. AFAIK, there's no difference in their ability to deliver milk to babies. And smaller breasts probably have an advantage in a woman's movement and agility, not to mention avoiding back pain. Humans also seem to be the only animal that has larger breasts than necessary -- OTOH, humans are also the only mammal that walks upright, so there are other biological differences.
If it's the case that the only evolutionary reason for large breasts is to better attract (some) men, that would be interesting.
Milk cows have larger breasts than necessary, but that's from artificial breeding rather than any sort of evolution or adaptation.
Their larger breasts are necessary since they require a high milk output to reproduce effectively (due to selective pressure of breeding)
Just because the pressure is not "natural" doesn't mean its not real.
If itโs the case that the only evolutionary reason for large breasts is to better attract (some) men, that would be interesting.
It's not like large breasts are more common than not large (unless you mean anything larger than nothing at all). I suspect there was a random mutation, and it didn't hurt their reproduction chances but it didn't help either. So you end up with a variety of breast sizes.
For some reason, only one ape species ever has non-small breasts. You never get large breasted gorillas, chimpanzees or bonobos even though they share 98% of their DNA with us. What is it about humans that means that that trait was evolutionarily advantageous? It's obviously a feature with significant disadvantages, so what is the advantage that offsets that for humans in a way that it doesn't for other great apes?
Do gorillas, chimpanzees, or Bonobos mate face-to-face, or doggy style?
Yes
For bonobos, a whole variety of ways and very frequently.
This might be 100% bullshit but an interesting theory nonetheless.
Gorliias, chimpanzees and bonobos walk around at butt height and see how strong a potential partner is by their butts. Since we started walking upright boobs are closer to eye level and have eveloved to resemble butts.
Heavier boobs hold more value...I do like big heavy boobs...
Are you an owner or a renter?
I've stolen some, traded some, and now I'm left with one small boob and one big boob in a freezer, what do
Nature's stress ball.
As do I, but I can also see the hate they get. One of my partners ended up getting a reduction from like DDD to B and she's much happier and is better physically for it. My wife kept her DD and they're great too.
As I've gotten older, I've come to terms that big tiddies and small tiddies are both still tiddies, and tiddies are fun to play with no matter the size.
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