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[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Continuity of consciousness fans when it's night time and they have to sleep :woe:

[–] footfaults@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Die every night, only to be resurrected in the morning

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We literally saw a first-person perspective on being transported in the episode where Barclay was overcoming his phobia of them and they don't even break continuity of consciousness

This is like asking "would you take a bus" and then linking to a video of a fatal bus accident

[–] FortifiedAttack@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Except for that one time where it created a clone of Riker, thus proving once and for all that the transporter does not preserve consciousness.

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

It literally preserved an extra consciousness and didn't know what to do with it so left it there

[–] Lovely_sombrero@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'd not be happy about being killed and replaced by my exact clone aspect of the thing.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There's the plot contrivance of accidentally making two people instead of one (Thomas Riker episode) which opens that door even wider for the notion that new people are being made with each "transport" though I'm sure handwaving that away (or at least cultural normalization of death by disintegration followed by construction of new people in everyday use) is a norm in the setting as well as in the fandom. Dr. McCoy seems anxious about it but goes into the transporter anyway.

oooaaaaaaauhhh

[–] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 month ago

most appropriate use of that emoji

[–] Des@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

if it opened up a subspace wormhole and translated you through i would

but since it destructively scans and then reassembles the scan from matter that's been converted from energy: absolutely not

if i were to soft reboot star trek's tech and sci-fi i would change it to the subspace wormhole system. basically a micro warp drive that stretches space and lets you step through

[–] someone@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

if i were to soft reboot star trek's tech and sci-fi i would change it to the subspace wormhole system. basically a micro warp drive that stretches space and lets you step through

Something like that was even in an episode of TNG, "The High Ground". The handwavey "why it's not used elsewhere" excuse was that it's harmful to living tissue.

Good episode too, despite the script having quite a few "end of history" brainworms. I know some people complain that it's a little too on-the-nose regarding political terrorism but sometimes an on-the-nose script is exactly what's called for. And the main antagonist has that fantastic line "The difference between generals and terrorists, Doctor, is only the difference between winners and losers."

[–] Des@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

late reply but i saw that ep as a kid and immediately thought it was about the Troubles. really soured me on the IRA until I realized they were actually a good thing

i forgot all about the subspace teleporters though! it was scary how OP they seemed despite the super cancer. you'd think the Dominion would have no problem handing the tech out to all their slave warriors but hey that's Star Trek for you. everything is so self-contained until DS9 and maybe Lower Decks

[–] someone@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's funny you mention the IRA analogy, because that's the same episode that had some controversy in the UK.

The Dominion always struck me as more of a technology-scavenger organization. Not much R&D of their own, an "if it ain't broke don't fix it" mentality. Could be that no-one in their part of the galaxy invented something like it.

[–] Des@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago

oh yeah that makes sense. kind of like Star Trek's version of warhammer 40k's Imperium

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bruh there's demons that will eat you in the transporter buffer no shot.

[–] krolden@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago

Barclay did nothing wrong

[–] MayoPete@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

Only if it was made in China.

No way in hell I'm stepping on the X-Porter or whatever the Musk bazinga version will be!

[–] knightly@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

Only if I'm allowed to tinker with the pattern buffer first. If I'm getting scanned and squirted through subspace then I want to make a few changes on the version of me that comes out the other side.

[–] Vingst@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

only if i were otherwise doomed at my current location

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Absolutely not. Knowing my luck, I would be victim of some bizarre transporter malfunction that splits me into two beings or sends me to the evil universe or some shit.

[–] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hate to break it to you, but we already live in the evil universe

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Not nearly enough goatees around for this to be the evil universe. It's certainly the dumbest universe.

[–] CredibleBattery@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

Bizarre transporter malfunction that splits me into two beings

i would love to have a dude around that i can go ''he's literally me'' with

[–] krolden@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

Sounds like a good time

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

Yeah, they do some goofy bullshit where you're awake the whole time, there's no continuity of conscious issue with transporters.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

As long as I could be assured that it didn't have one of those Pattern Scrambler things on it

Don't want to be turned into a pile of randomly assorted meat and bones

[–] Vingst@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

would marx or engels step into a star trek teleporter?

I would only put my dick in it. No regrets.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago
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[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Yes, I've wanted to die quite a lot in my life and being able to repeatedly do it doesn't seem so bad

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

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