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[-] celsiustimeline@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 22 hours ago

Putting on lingerie to blow your delivery driver is not necessary. Appreciated, but not necessary.

[-] slurpeesoforion@startrek.website 7 points 22 hours ago

I may be wrong, but I don't think that's what topped means. Tipped, maybe.

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 127 points 1 day ago
[-] Huschke@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago

But how will I know what the Top 1.9% Girl on Onlyfans thinks about the comic now?

[-] cheddar@programming.dev 78 points 1 day ago

It's like removing a laugh track from an old sitcom.

[-] Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It's better, because here the underlying pacing isn't left ruined after the removal.

Removing the laugh track leaves behind (hilariously) awkward gaps.

This is what laugh track removal would look like in this caseLast comment left inside, just blotted out

Actually kinda funny still, lol

[-] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Also, depending on your definition of 'old,' that laugh track might be a live studio audience rather than canned laughter.

[-] Maalus@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago

How do you know it's funny when there isn't a comment that says so?

[-] Rolando@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I usually agree. HOWEVER.... I woke up this morning, opened Lemmy, and saw this post:

And I was like... is this a shitpost? Edgy? A joke? Ironic? Skibidi? Is this what skibidi is? I honestly couldn't tell.

[-] gorgor301@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago
[-] Godric@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Here I was thinking my smile and exhale through the nose made me a soulless cold fish, 5 minutes of not breathing laughing is hard to compare oneself tol

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago

Don't top your landlord, they don't deserve it.

[-] hahattpro@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago
[-] SuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

My guess is it was probably supposed to say TIP, not TOP.

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 47 points 1 day ago

I finally got it. I got the "top" as in top or bottom in sexual sense, but what I missed was that it was a typo and meant to tell you to tip your delivery drivers.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago

Oh it was no typo

[-] celsiustimeline@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 22 hours ago

Top in this case being a verb, means to perform fellatio.

[-] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

She was actually trying to say “type your delivery driver.”, it’s a subtle reference to how she mistyped “tip your delivery driver.”

[-] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

She's recently switched to TypeScript and is annoyed that non-delivery drivers keep messing up her code. If people remembered to strongly type their driver objects, the compiler would have caught that error.

[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 20 points 1 day ago

Top vs bottom in the sexual sense.

[-] Disgracefulone 3 points 1 day ago

Top as in sloppy toppy is what it means

this post was submitted on 26 Sep 2024
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