One time a homeless guy asked if I was Serj Tankian so I guess him?
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I don't know anyone that has that low of a charisma level. Maybe like some resting bitch face extra.
I dunno, nobody in Hollywood looks the way I look.
So, I guess I'd pick John Candy because I just like the guy.
Yeah, I know he's dead. If I can't have him, then Ildris Elba because he's fucking cool.
Peewee herman voice and all...
Yes I'm quite the lady-killer...
I only just recently learned the voice bit as I've never recorded myself. I used to think I was just ugly lmao
Depp , heβs about the only one that could pull it off.
Ronald Reagan, the actor
Steven Yeun and Bobby Lee interchangeably
Toni Collette or Kathy Bates both horror queens and monarchs of my heart.
Walton Goggins, but he plays me at every age like John C. Reilly in Walk Hard.
In one of my best photos 10 years ago I vaguely looked like Lana Parilla, so that would be awesome. Realistically, someone fat.
I don't know but yes
For the younger me? Harry Connick Jr, but no singing. In my defence, I was prettier back then. The accent's perfect. Now me? Bill Murray, I'm sure, if he can fake a HCJ accent.
If I was being vain, Stuart Townsend. But in reality, it would be young Steve Buscemi.
Donald Sutherland
Keanu Reeves, I'm basically an autistic Johnny Silverhand.
If Adam Savage and Russell Brand had a baby, I'd cast that dude to play as me.
Nathan Hurd. He was in She-Hulk as Man Bull.
Jason Alexander
Never gonna happen because I'm white and look absolutely nothing like him, but I wouldn't mind having Jam Hsiao play me. Don't know if he's done more than Green Door on Netflix, but I'd still absolutely enjoy it.
Though, if it was animated, I'd want kid me voiced by Cree Summer because she is my all time favorite voice actor/actress.
I look like what you would get if Johnny Depp did a fusion merge with Adam Beach.
So either one of them would be fine