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[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sometimes employers give you any title just to avoid giving you more salary when they dump more work on your lap trying to avoid recruiting.

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

And the HR lady at my old job got pissy when I called myself Chief Bit Twiddler.

[–] KellysNokia@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

As a published professor of Tendie Research, I can tell you that nugget scientists are considered the theoretical phyiscists of the processed poultry discipline.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago

A bum gardener!
My dream job!

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 2 months ago

A bum gardener, eh?

[–] frezik@midwest.social 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

She wrote the papers on General and Special Nugget Shape Theory.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Her theory is the best model to explain behaviour & shapes of particle physics.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

She finally allowed us to extend past ball-shaped chickens in a vacuum.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

chicken nuggets was invented by a Perdue University professor

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

IDFK, ask me when I'm 65.

[–] FloatingAlong@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago
[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I once knew a Swedish hotdog scientist from my Star Wars Galaxies guild. He was a drunk. Du luktar skitgott, broder.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

So, a biochemist