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So that's where cows come from huh TIL (files.catbox.moe)

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[-] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 34 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

This is why the cattle industry is bad for the planet.

Proof: this is the end result of just one industrial cattle "ranch" during the Beef campaign with Sam Elliott

[-] Comment105@lemm.ee 22 points 3 weeks ago

Beef should stay in the ground where it belongs.

[-] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 weeks ago

So that’s why it’s called ground beef

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 34 points 3 weeks ago

How now, ground cow?

[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 13 points 3 weeks ago

Ground beef

[-] Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works 32 points 3 weeks ago

Yes, cows are actually a part of the tuber family

[-] casmael@lemm.ee 11 points 3 weeks ago

Fascinating I had no idea. What do the leaves look like?

[-] activ8r@sh.itjust.works 26 points 3 weeks ago

Picture of cows ear

[-] Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Cow leaf.

[-] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 24 points 3 weeks ago

How did the cow get in there though?

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago

They were playing hide and seek

[-] Trex202@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

You've answered the Why, not the How.

[-] pop@lemmy.ml 10 points 3 weeks ago

seems like they were building an escape tunnel and they got caught.

[-] leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 2 weeks ago

Grew there, like other types of tubers.

[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago

Moobers?

[-] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago

Is this my early Minecraft farm rendered by AI?

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago

Mooruk-Hai

[-] TheInfamousOne@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago

... And the guy in the back just walks over the unstable looking tunnel to hell.

[-] leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 2 weeks ago

Found the secret cow level.

[-] kalpol@lemm.ee 9 points 2 weeks ago

MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

Moo moomoo moo moo, moo, moomoomoo!

[-] boogetyboo@aussie.zone 13 points 3 weeks ago

... How

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

No, cow.

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Well, the daddy bull uses his horn to make a hole in the ground, then he performs [redacted], and then eventually a full grown cow or bull comes out of the ground.

Everyone knows this silly.

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

I wonder what the story was here. That like like a thinly covered swimming pool or basement that wasn't filled in. It's probably in the Americas somewhere or I'd add old war trench or bunker or something. It could be a sinkhole too, but my guy says no.

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Always listen to your guy.

[-] Comment105@lemm.ee 4 points 3 weeks ago

I think they just found an entrance to the Nerubian underworld.

Go in there and steal the secrets of the spiders.

[-] 3ntranced@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Cows play with arachnophobia mode on.

Crustacean Nerubian Supiriority.

[-] Comment105@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

I think arachnophobia mode makes things scarier.

Why is the crab casting web?

[-] PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Someone dug a big hole and put a cow in it for upvotes.. I guess.

[-] GlenRambo@jlai.lu 1 points 2 weeks ago

Or a setup for the ~~upvotes~~ ~~likes~~ ~~views~~ internet points.

[-] Sausagecat@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

Uruk hai

[-] huquad@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 weeks ago

Do you know how the cows first came into being? They were horses once, taken by the dark powers, tortured and mutilated. A ruined and terrible form of life. And now... perfected.