human grade
this is the only thing that I need to hear about stuff that goes into my body. chalk paste? cartilage trimmings? yes! as long as it's human grade, I'll eat it!
this post was submitted on 13 Sep 2024
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lol, solid ass bit.
I went to school for like ag and food shit, so I learned the grading system. the real terms are more dystopian, because of course the the optics of anything that doesn't look amazing would be bad for industry.
so, I invite you all to see the beef quality grades in the US from highest to lowest:
- prime
- choice
- select
- (if you're at a grocery store and you're buying beef as an ingredient to take home and prepare food, it is one of the ones above this line... below this point is entering the Dark Territory)
- standard
- commercial
- utility
- cutter
- canner
Commercial
Below Standard
It reminds me of that King of the Hill joke
Luanne: What's a "food product"?
Peggy: Well, it's something you can eat that's like food
“So anon, why are you vegan again?”
mmmmm
Phó is largely cartilage and offal and it may be the most delicious soup in the world.
I order my pho with extra tendon. Shit's delicious.
I love cartilage and offal. Never really understood the brainworms people have that makes some part of an animal less gross to eat than other parts. It's all just taste and texture.
I only eat meat as a rare treat these days, but when I do I'll often use heart or liver or something.
It's classism and racism
Poor and non white people eat those undesirable parts
Yeah it sucks. I just don't understand why otherwise normal people still have those brainworms. Like I have a lot of leftist friends that will happily eat a steak, but be weird about the other stuff.
Left economic politics are not necessarily mutually exclusive with racism
Much easier to have beliefs that benefit you than beliefs that don't
For me it's the texture, gives me the heebie-jeebies (not talking about other parts like offal, just meat-related hard, crunchy, slimy textures etc)
TIL, the phó places here usually have brisket, beef balls, tendon and tripe (which I guess is offal). haven't really seen cartilage
Somebody make dog food with estrogen in it for the puppygirls
American food standards are notoriously bad
And famously obeyed.
We are losing a culture war to this.
Wait we're supposed to be actively fighting them? I just tell everyone who brings up culture war nonsense that it's all a ploy by the ruling class to distract working people from their exploitation.
I do this with my dog but because I'm not a freak we just share human food while I cook. fruit & veggie trimmings, meat scraps, etc. no product required.
I'd be cleaning off my carrots with a peeler and instead of throwing them in the trash if just have my dog come over and have him gobble up all the trimmings. He was an absolute veggie fiend
our absolutely goes crazy for red bell peppers! also likes food with spicy sauce on it but we don't let her have that deliberately
dogs do have some varied palates
Imagine you meet Laura Loomer, she opens her mouth to greet you and all you can smell is dog food
The rumor is she and Donnie are fucking, so now imagine french-kissing someone and tasting dog food
You know their sex den on trumps plane smells awful
Someone should send this to Will, because he was wondering on todays ep if loomer did any product grifts… I’d say, yes, yes she does.
Loomer UNLEASHED
Ok Loomer
Oof, they only advertise on Rumble and they feature an endorsement from Russel "Paedophile rapist" Brand at the Republican National Convention. Why do we need anti-woke dog food for humans?
I was okay with large brand dog foods...til' they started having mixed dog couples in their commercials >:(
I screamed at a Petco employee because none of the dogs on the bags had nipples anymore. I fucking screamed.
Capitalism
nutrient D E N S E
bugs 🚫
dog food ✅
Do NOT feed your dogs any regular food you make. It MUST come directly out of a bag or can.
This is the same, but opposite as the vegan cat debate thing lmao
Arrf arrf PAWSOME!
Unleashed 
Haitian immigrants are doing it all wrong. Why don't they spend their infinite money glitch EBT cards on dog food rather than stealing the dogs, it is much more efficient, and it is pre-cooked and convenient.
Do it on camera, coward
nothing more alarming than high profile people trying to normalize eating substandard but still mass produced food because it means they think this is an angle that will benefit them downstream. Yes, even someone like this idiot demon. She isn't the first person to start saying weird shit about food and now i'm wondering when they're gonna start starving us lol
mass starvation due to agricultural collapse is a likely outcome of our current ecological trajectory.
this will initially manifest as increased food prices since we ration via price.
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wtf is US politics, jesus fuck. how does anyone take these grifters seriously.
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