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[-] candyman337@sh.itjust.works 103 points 3 weeks ago

No you can solve 3/4ths of your problems

[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 29 points 3 weeks ago
[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 3 weeks ago

Would that make Zeno's Wank just a type of edging?

[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago
[-] affiliate@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

if you learn how to solve zeno’s problem in the first book, it may be possible to solve 100% of your problems in the second book

[-] Rusty@lemmy.ca 22 points 3 weeks ago

If you buy 5 books, you'll be able to solve 96.88% of your problems.

[-] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 13 points 3 weeks ago

Or you could just read the one book eight times for 99.6℅. Why buy more than one when one is enough to read as many times as you like?

[-] bdot@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

that’s some mighty fine fiscal responsibility, right there

[-] ulterno@lemmy.kde.social 1 points 3 weeks ago

Well guess what? That was an e-book and you only get to read once.

[-] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 3 weeks ago

This all hinges on when you count the number of problems you have. But that's why you have two eyes! Read the same page of books 1 and 2 in parallel and obliterate 100% of your problems.

[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I disagree. If one book solves half of your problems at random and the other does the same, that's still 75% on average, and 25% on average will have 2 solutions.

[-] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 26 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

SMH, that's not how books work. What a complete waste of money. You only needed to buy one copy, to then read it twice.

[-] XTL@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 weeks ago

Then you can give it to someone else to read or sell it and even more people can read it.

[-] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago

I mean, it's still only 75% solved.

[-] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 18 points 3 weeks ago

That still only solves 75% of your problems. You'll need to buy an infinite number of books to get to 100%.

[-] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Unfortunately math was in the remaining 25% of problems

[-] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 weeks ago

Technically 0% of their problems and 100% of their former problems.

[-] bhamlin@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

You need to make sure you buy them from different places, otherwise they might each solve the same problems!

[-] konalt@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Poor Zeno has so many problems

[-] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

According to a crazy person i know that breeds "wolf dogs" you now have 2500% problem solving abilities.

[-] li10@feddit.uk 2 points 3 weeks ago

The only remotely interesting character in Romulus.

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

I do have a sugar with a short leg.

[-] wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Said some guy at the open mic.

[-] tee900@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago

Go back to dadjokes

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