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[–] CarsAndComrades@hexbear.net 84 points 2 months ago (2 children)

If you want to see some actual on-the-ground journalism, the local PSL chapter went there in person and interviewed residents:

https://www.instagram.com/p/C_a9iTKxBOu/

[–] jack@hexbear.net 54 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

noooooo you can't do grassroots working class journalism, how will landlords' lawyers get their platform????

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 41 points 2 months ago

[rips off scooby doo mask] It was the landlords being racist?!

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 60 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Awww Cenky does a xenophobia. Wonder why they went specifically after vuvuzela for this hawt story Cenk? Couldn't be because are are actively trying to overthrow the country and dehumanize the people to make it more acceptable to do further dastardly shit to them. Couldn't have been they came here in part because od our sanctions on the country. Let's not think of root causes and Empire motives. Gotta keep that froth going Cenk frothingfash

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

I was looking at the red horn thing in your post waiting for it to move before realizing I should go to sleep.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 53 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Famously unbiased legal teams

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 35 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I love how libs were all smug about "just follow the money" when trying to assemble a narrative about Trump fraud and his rat fink helpers like Roger Stone but then when it comes to this shit they're like "yeah the people who are paid by Landgrab Estates say the apartment company did nothing wrong" and take it at face value. Follow the goddamned money, motherfuckers! honk-enraged

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

I will excuse my friends/family/class/status/hopes/dreams/fantasies, but I draw the line at my enemies! can-excuse-1

[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago

My dad was a lawyer… it’s literally their job to spin up scathing spiels based on complete fantasy if need be when preparing these “reports”.

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 47 points 2 months ago (1 children)

TYT: We're not like mainstream media!

Also TYT:

Honestly I'm not even sure they claim that anymore I haven't watched them in forever and don't plan on watching anytime soon.

[–] heggs_bayer@hexbear.net 33 points 2 months ago

I know they're mainstream because my normie over 50 stepdad has been watching them a lot for the past year or so.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 42 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Cenk is arming up and going in to deal with these dastardly swarthy south americans by himself.

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Convincing them to change their ways with :facts-and-logic:

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Damnit we need an emoji for that

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

This is pretty close last-sight

[–] Eldritch@hexbear.net 41 points 2 months ago

Such a god damned idiot. Stayed with Ana after her going batshit transphobe so the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

Scratch a liberal, a fascist bleeds

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 40 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Holy shit, I'd only seen a couple clips of him arguing with Hasan, I didn't know he was this deranged!

[–] Gucci_Minh@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We need to study the phenomenon of generational chuddery. It has to be more than rebelling against your elders, why do chud parents raise so many socialists and why do socialist parents raise so many mayo petes?

[–] Juice@midwest.social 17 points 2 months ago
[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago

Just finding out about the origin of their channels name and how he felt on the topic put me on game

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 39 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Police in the US can't STOP shooting nonwhite people, but I'm supposed to believe they just 'ceded a bunch of apartment blocks to Venezuelans'?

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[–] sweatersocialist@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

they had to because colorado is a DEI state. now the venezuelan gangs are DEI landlords, while real landlords worked hard to get where they are. but hey i guess that's just life now on comrade kamarxla's america

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Denver has like the second or thrid worst housing prices in the us. My calculations prove that this is 1488% likely to be an eviction scheme to clear poor people out of rentals so they can jack the prices, or even bulldoze and build condos. We need an emoji of fred taking the mask off a real estate crook.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

likely to be an eviction scheme to clear poor people out of rentals so they can jack the prices, or even bulldoze and build condos.

Shit, olde timey movie plots are back in vogue.

[–] Wakmrow@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

No, it doesn't, not even close.

[–] YoungSheldonAdelson@hexbear.net 37 points 2 months ago

Chunk Yogurt

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 34 points 2 months ago

Mr. Xi, you missed one

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 33 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Oh this is what people in the denver socials have been frothingfash about.

Jfc. Just, fucking fascists.

So this is probably a scooby doo real estate scam to evict everyone and bulldoze the proprty to build condos or something, right?

Oh i didn't realize this was cenk.

The aurora pd are the one's who murdered Elijah McClain in cold blood a few years ago. They poisoned him with ketamine and he died begging for his life. Sure, send in the cops, Cenk. " the young turks" really was a clue all along.

This guy went from vaguely leftist to unironic fox news our cities are war zones. Hell of a transformation.

[–] beef_curds@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

If there were even the slightest hint of a whisper of an echo of this story being true, APD would run wild with it. But they showed up and even they had to admit it was bullshit.

Like APD has always been notorious out there. So, idk, if they're not using this for scare tactics, then the most nothingest burger.

[–] heggs_bayer@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

From the chuds I've heard talk about it, the APD is in on the DEI conspiracy. Deeply unserious people.

[–] beef_curds@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

gd, is the strat for them just to be too exhausting to argue with?

[–] heggs_bayer@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

Never believe that chuds are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The chuds have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past.

[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 32 points 2 months ago

I made an account just so I could complain about this BS story and find other information about it. Anyone who believes this is completely baby brained.

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 31 points 2 months ago

What a goddamned tool

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 31 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Man it's really vindicating to have figured out this guy was full of shit when I was like 16.

"Ceding us territory"

Lmao fuck off you reactionary dumbass.

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago

Unrelated: Hey, anyone want to talk about Armenian stuff for a quick sec? Specifically stuff that, apparently, didn't happen.