We should just be talking about the benefits of bananas, they are a great source of potassium!
this post was submitted on 04 Sep 2024
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From now on, we at /c/vegan will promote a strictly banana-based diet in humans. Fruitarians will be tolerated, but only to the extent that they take steps toward removing other fruits from their diet. /s
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I nearly scrolled passed this without fully appreciating it.
meanwhile in the dog food discussions:
- My dog likes bell pepers
- My dog only eats raw racoon meet
- my dog eats poop
Dogs, the easiest species to feed
Edit: they will.also eat all the crumbs and spills from the floor saving time on cleaning
Dogs have been selectively bred to better handle foods humans eat barring some notable exceptions. Dogs significantly better grain digesting enzyme production than wild candids for example.
My dog has an iron gut based on what she can happily eat
Dogs, the easiest species to feed
That would be pigs but some dogs are actually quite close to that.
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My dog knows the command "help", which means "oh no I spilled some food on the floor come clean it up"
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I just feed my cats the same beans I feed the children locked in the basement. They both survive just fine with the right supplements.
Don’t even joke about that. Cats are obligate carnivores, they can’t survive on beans. If you must, let them eat the children.
Unfortunately I need the children to satisfy the hag witch.
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I keep seeing that "people are talking about beans", but I don't actually see people TALKING about beans. I'm convinced that the joke is, that nobody actually talks about beans. Just talks about how other people are talking about beans.....which they aren't. That's somehow the joke.
hohoho... My friend you have fallen into the trap. By me responding to this comment about how nobody is actually discussing beans, we are now engaged in a discussion about beans!
Thus furthers our plot of packing bean related content into the algorithm. This is the only way to save our timeline from Skynet!
This is a meta-discussion about beans though. We're not talking about beans, we're talking about talking about beans.
nobody talks about beans
You need a better friend group. Your network is your net worth
Everyone keep saying "what is beans?"
Nobody saying "how is beans?"
Because we all know beans are great.
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I want in on these cat food arguments
Easy. Come up with some insane pet feeding scenario, and then assume you saw someone on YouTube vouch for it. Enter discourse. Ensure to present your theory by first saying "I don't know what a cat actually is, but...". Then slowly slide your audience into your scenario about how people in Florida have kept alligators alive by feeding them rotten boat parts with just the right algae and moss on it.
Studies say that cats can survive just fine if you paralyze them and they inject them with nutrients fluid. Super convenient tbh.
I have heard of studies 🤔
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Ok let me set the ball rolling: Do you think cats should be fed vegan only diet?
I'm not a vegan but I do wonder if given the correct supplements would it really be so bad?
All jokes aside, the consensus seems to be it can be done, but would require regular visits to the vet and testing the cat's urine etc, and even then this would be very experimental.
Realistically, the answer is no.
Good luck with having to take cats to the vet regularly. They loooove it🙄
It's their second favorite thing, right after vegan cat food!
With the correct supplements you can feed a human literal shit as well.
Yes. It would be literal torture and the poor cat would have no idea why it's being horribly abused.
Lmao is that what the argument is about? My cat eats organic ethically sourced fish because I'm bougie like that
Can I feed my cat an all-bean diet?
Sure, if you can overlook how cruelly beans are raised, etc...
Won't anyone do something about the plight of the beans!?
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The REAL question is how much beans can I feed to a cat, and why does my house smell really bad?
My cat loves beans (as a snack, not a meal). Do not consider this a salvo into that Lemmy civil war. My can just loves beans and I love him.
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I use Arch by the way.
Oh yeah? Well I compiled my own kernel from scratch! for legal reasons this is a joke.
My opinion has actually shifted as a matter of this debate. It used to be "hell no". Now it's "no, but maybe we can in the future if the science is done". It's pretty clear that there isn't much research on this, and the few peer reviewed articles on the subject tend to mention exactly how little has been done. What is there suggests that maybe, possibly, with the right diet and supplements, it could be done in the future.
Don't make your cat an experiment on this.
Shaking the veggie tree again? COME AT ME BRUTHOR!
I got banned from a pet food sub on reddit for what I thought was a completely innocent question. It's a touchy subject everywhere apparently. The rumor is that pet food companies are major lurkers on pet subs and use reddit etc as an ad platform.
Look at this cute hecking pupperino! {promoted by Purina}
Cute doggo in training with his fellow officer {promoted by the Langley Police Department}
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Can a cat live on impossible burgers made from bean blood?
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