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[-] Icalasari@fedia.io 45 points 1 month ago

That is so cruel to even SUGGEST!

Poor worm would STARVE in Cheeto's head cavity!

[-] B1naryB0t@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 month ago

The original brain worm actually did starve in RFK

[-] SGG@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago

Trump could honestly use the restorative powers of a Goa'uld given what he looks like at the moment.

Also, if I had to pick, I would probably prefer Goa'uld rule to be honest.

[-] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Maga, kree!

[-] Potatisen@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Lol, that was an unexpected reference.

[-] sanpo@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 month ago

Was it? When I read the tweet I was actually suprised this wasn't posted in some Stargate shitposting community!

[-] leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 month ago
[-] acosmichippo@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

are we sure trump doesn’t already have one?

[-] zephorah@lemm.ee 11 points 1 month ago

I came here to say exactly this. Granted, I don’t think Trump is an eat roadkill and questionably sourced pork kind of guy.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

His brain worms are more discerning.

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

The poor thing probably died from cocaine overdose

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

It tried to escape after his assassination attempt, which is why he wore the ear-bandage for so long.

[-] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 month ago

So, sorta like in Animorphs when Visser 3 wants a new host body?

[-] emptyother@programming.dev 8 points 1 month ago
[-] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

I realize this post is 3 weeks old and Animorphs is basically ancient...

... but ... did any one in the books, at any point, make a beef yeerky pun?

[-] emptyother@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago

Too long, I cant remember. But it would be criminal if Marco didnt ever say a single beef yeerky pun.

[-] Default_Defect@midwest.social 6 points 1 month ago

Holy shit, an Animorph reference. Today is gonna be a good day.

[-] cevn@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

My thoughts exactly

[-] Whirling_Cloudburst@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

I hear the worm is three feet long and takes nearly a minute to pass to a new host. Loud slimy wet sounds occur the whole time up to several yards away. Reports of inaudible ultrasonic squealing was picked up by more specialized instruments including the occasional clicks and buzzes. Its unknown how they communicate with the swarm at a long distance however, but their collective behavior is unnerving to say the least.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Adults can’t leave their host, you have to use a baby from a mature female.

A Ceti Eel from Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, being held down so a baby eel can be extracted from its back.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Don’t blame me, I voted for brain worm.

[-] Cornelius_Wangenheim@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Usually parasitic worms are spread ass to mouth.

[-] taladar@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

So how does that apply to two people who are talking out of their ass?

[-] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

An intermediary or two

[-] smokebuddy@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago
[-] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

It's dead jim. I'm not a magician!

[-] chtk@feddit.nl 3 points 1 month ago

🎶 Previously on BrainDead! 🎶

[-] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

I'm kinda surprised the democrats weren't able to offer him something in exchange for staying in

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml -5 points 1 month ago

>implying Democrats want to win

[-] DannyMac@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

They are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way, I'd like to hear it

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