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Malk?
(slrpnk.net)
More milk per milk.
Instructions unclear, snorts powdered milk...
Use condensed milk with your milk powder. More milk still.
You're flirting with powers beyond your understanding.
I'll show those fools! Laugh at me will they? Not for long! Bwahahahah.
One milk away from tres leches
Powdered milk + regular milk + sweetened condensed milk
Cave Johnson here
That made me laugh more than it should.
Mmiillkk
you're just adjusting the water to milk solids ratio, diluting the already water-free milk powder. For maximum effect, snort the milk powder directly.
Fight Milk!
Caw!!!
Get prenganant with second skelenton
*preganté
You joke, but a calcified fetus in the womb for years is possible. It was a bizarre read, i don't remember the condition's name.
Now with Vitamin R!
8$?????????????
Almond tits are microscopic, takes forever just to fill a thimble, let alone a carton!
Milk++
No good story ever began with a glass of milk.
Anthony Burgess: Hold my milk plus.
*skellington
Pour the freaking mulk, Josh!
The man wants a glass of molk!
Milk 2: Electric Boogaloo
There's this thing called "fortified breast milk" for infant babies, where you mix breast milk with fortifiers ( could be formulas, aka powdered milk) to increase the calories count or other nutrition.
(Disclaimer: DO NOT do this unless under strict instructions from your pediatrician)
That's just Megamilk™
I like mixing my whey in my milk²
I’m still wondering where to get fresh Hungarian miak
this post was submitted on 24 Aug 2024
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