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It's hard to define what "Hexbear" is anymore, with so many of the posts coming from random Lemmy instances. Our brand and subculture are diluted and it shows. A lot more confrontation and friction in threads. So it got me thinking. How can we recapture the authentic sense of what Hexbear is and do something nice for the world as a community?

If you've been watching India's moon mission, you know how happy everyone looks in the footage. They're so proud of their work and the whole nation is congratulating them. Actually the whole world. It's a massive publicity boost and unites an otherwise polarised nation. Well what's stopping us from doing that? Think of all the cool things we could accomplish with a space programme. Designing new rockets, exploring new galaxies, maybe colonising a planet or two as a forum. We would let everyone know what Hexbear represents and could mine asteroids for orbital factories that supply our fleet of ships. One thing we might build is a Dyson Sphere, or maybe even a generation ship to raise the next ten generations of our families together on our way to another solar system. I'm a plant scientist and could probably even grow lettuce in microgravity.

We can do this. I just ask that you trust me and send me the money to do so.

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[–] Rod_Blagojevic@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Rod_Blagojevic@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

And don't forget Valentina

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[–] seeking_perhaps@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Aerospace engineer here - I'm in. Hexbear to the Moon!

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

I used to build bombs from fireworks and chemicals I found in the garage as a kid, I'm pretty sure I can design and build a rocket engine

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I disagree. We should host the Olympics instead.

This would get especially funny when we get to the part about deciding which countries get to use their flags and which athletes have to enter as independents because of the various atrocities their nations have performed and liberals would mald.

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Hosting the Olympics would be exclusionary. I can't run or fence well enough to participate as part of the Hexbear Nation so I'm just left selling hotdogs or delegating where chairs go. With a Starfleet, everyone can participate. We can fly Badger-class fighters in a squadron, haul ore in our Badger-class freighters as a convoy chain, or branch out into the universe on our own in Badger-class generation ships. You give me $50k or whatever you've got today and within a year* you could be destroying Neptune with a Badger-class titan. Just for fun with your friends.

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

It would be much cheaper to replicate the Spanish Space Program. Hypothetically. In Minecraft. [PARODY].

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is this one of those GameStop things

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

I may invest SOME* of the funds raised in surefire ways to 10x-1000x our budget, yes.

[–] Lucero@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

I think federation was not a good idea as federated structures create multiple cores over time we will become periphery to another instance and then just die. I cant tell if that's happening at this point. In my mind hexbear is life capsule for the tail end of the Bernie moment, the left right now is largely discredited and that was hard for me to accept I have focused not on a turn to self like the boomer left and some milianial left have begun to do instead going on some personal journey.

Instead I'm trying to reform my local psl and dsa to build a relationship with the local community and you know actuly provide skills shareing and physical goods, and community for the working class It took me covid siting inside reading the history of the American left to understand why we failed why we keep repeating the same mistakes over and over, I refuse to play that game any longer. And I'm not gonna lie its been hard, but its also been rewarding in friendships and prespective, but somedays I want to not live, and others I feel connected like that hole in my heart is filled.

The one message I guess I want to give the people is two things.

1.We need to take serious the task of building left social reproduction a leftist should be able to go to most cities and find a party that has within groups they can date people in and make friends with at any age.

  1. Peoples social alienation is bad for them and the unique captliat milayse that everyone seems to be under is bad letting people become anti social and alienated makes the task of organizing the working class impossible. The level of atomization right now we are watching the working class decompose in real time the levels of lumpenisation are at a historic high and yes even in the third world.

If this last trend dosent reverse we won't have a political subject anymore, if that happens we won't get power until climate apocalypse renders nation states redundant.

[–] Lochat@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Dyson sphere? Outdated scifi. How about a Dyson hexagon?

Also, if a mod doesn't delete this you're cowards.

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

This kind of collaborative brainstorming is why it's such a good idea. NASA has one brain per engineer. We have 20k brains and a couple engineers. There are so many ideas we could feed them. I don't care what shape the Dyson enclosure is, only that we show the Fediverse that we're still a forum by enclosing the sun.

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Fill the space balloon with all of our collective semen / whatever the ladies shoot out their pee holes. Just get it all out and be done with it.

Thank me later, Volcel Police.

[–] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Oh, so where the FUCK were YOU last night when I was getting horny about about my Croat gf from 30 years ago??

Defund the Volcel Police.

[–] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Okay, I'm gonna give you the gears now, Volcel Police, just you wait!

[–] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can't believe it! I'm being brigaded by the Volcel Police!

We should defrederste from hex bear imo

[–] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is actually violence. See you in the marketplace of ideas court, Volcel Police!

[–] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

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