because of woke
This portrays weakness. Me? I'd get a big plate carrier with "if you come at the king don't miss" written on it.
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Trump giving a speech with an open-carry and plate carrier would cause a meltdown by the civility libs.
I don't know if he has the Standing School post-grad needed to stand wearing a plate carrier and level 4 plates for that long, he'd probably fall over and get stuck on his back like a turtle
It would be very funny.
This is how we know Trump has lost his rizz. 2016 Trump would have done this.
I'd get a big plate carrier with "if you come at the king don't miss" written on it.
If it was in le epic Gambo font like that "DAE LE WINTER IS COMING" promo material last election cycle was, 
might improve his chances.
Yeah, I thought they were gonna go for the whole "Trump as 50 Cent" thing after the shooting.
TRUMP kevlar ear covers now available folks, I wear them, they're the best. People said I shouldn't wear these, they showed me a diagram of a plane with all these red dots on it, and they told me I couldn't put armor where the dots are, can you believe that? They said you can't put armor on the red dots because people might get offended. Well folks I don't care what they say I'm putting the armor where the bullets go.
Thinking about that video of Castro showing off his "bulletproof vest" and it's just his bare chest 
Can't the people behind him still shoot him?
They were asked not to.
The glass is largely cosmetic, devs just turned off his hitbox for the event.
The glass is largely cosmetic, devs just turned off his hitbox for the event.
Just like with "Lord British," people can find a way.
its a weapons free zone
GUN CONTROL WORKS????
Wait actually? What about my second amendment rights
Just putting this here:
To be clear, this image is from a speech he gave 5 years ago 
I guess it was raining or something so they put him in a cube lol
They did this because of woke
This is how you know he's cooked. Totally scared now. Hiding behind this screen is pure cowardice.
🎶 iiiiiiiii am the maaaaaaaan in the box 🎵
Woooooon't you come and SAVE ME
If he wouldn't just dress like any western business dork but somehow worse, you could at least call it the drip cube. As it is, it's just a dollar store version of Magneto's plastic prison from that old X-Men movie.
As it is, it's just a dollar store version of Magneto's plastic prison from that old X-Men movie.
When 
finally arrests Trump at the end of the year for the unforgivable crime of being a 
, they'll put him in there to contain his Cheeto powers. He'll escape by having Marjorie Taylor Green seduce the security guard like Mystique did and inject liquified Cheeto dust directly into the guard's blood instead of iron.
"Many many Cheetos in your blood. We love to see it. Tremendous levels." 
His biggest enemy is an assassin hovering above him in a hot air balloon
China, now is the time to release the hot ballon army
He really reminds me of Shaq playing with the Celtics. Dude's washed.
how can he breathe encased in lucite like that?
they're pumping spice gas in. trump is ascending to become a navigator.
bless the water and its maker
Imagine he wins and does this every single time he speaks in Public
Imagine how the inside of the cube would smell.
trump will be giving speeches from the magneto prison from now on.
Hiding behind a cum stained glass screen like a big coward.
If he was frozen in a giant ice cube would that count as wet because when it's frozen it's not water anymore?
Trump lacks the moral vest
