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If he wouldn't just dress like any western business dork but somehow worse, you could at least call it the drip cube. As it is, it's just a dollar store version of Magneto's plastic prison from that old X-Men movie.
When finally arrests Trump at the end of the year for the unforgivable crime of being a , they'll put him in there to contain his Cheeto powers. He'll escape by having Marjorie Taylor Green seduce the security guard like Mystique did and inject liquified Cheeto dust directly into the guard's blood instead of iron.
"Many many Cheetos in your blood. We love to see it. Tremendous levels."