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French is such a beautiful language (hexbear.net)
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[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 45 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

I don't even know french but it's close enough to English that I'm guessing it says:

"The fetish slop is a million times better than your WOKE Netflix series with PRONOUNS, libt***"

So yeah, generic right-wing sheep shit we've heard a million times from Chuds, yawn.

Its crazy how these morons think that "liberal media" like Netflix being generic and bad is because of TEH GAYS and some kind of leftist plot and not, you know, the same capitalist enshittification that is making anime boring generic fan service for weirdos.

But whatever, let the right-wing and the right-wing(rainbow edition TM) fight let-them-fight

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 29 points 3 months ago

I don't even know french but it's close enough to English that I'm guessing it says:

Latin and Greek borrowings do a lot of the heavy lifting for understanding...

[–] flan@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

fetish slop will always be better than netflix blah blah blah

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 42 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Le fetish slop

New tagline?

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 41 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Le fetish slop hon hon hon WOKISME

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

sicko-yes Oui, hon-hon-hon, oui!

[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 37 points 3 months ago (1 children)

None of these words are in the Academie Francaise

[–] arymandias@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

L’Academie Francaise is a big fan of calling stuff Weauque, especially if it concerns the G word.

[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah but they'd insist on calling it éveillisme or something.

[–] arymandias@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

In the French podcasts I listen to they always use Wokisme, but maybe l’academie is more strict about it.

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 32 points 3 months ago

W O K I S M E

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 30 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"French is such a beautiful language"

a statement uttered only by the most utterly deranged of lunatics or... shudder.... the french

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

or

I think you meant "i.e."

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago

now now, not all lunatics are fr*nch even though the opposite is true

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 28 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Omelette du fromage

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Je suis Napoleon!

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

Ménage à trois, hon hon hon

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

Baguette baguette oui oui hon hon hon!

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 27 points 3 months ago

Dipshits screeching wokisme in the labguage most associated with gayness

[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Reading this, all I can think about is this

[–] heggs_bayer@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

Tf did I just watch?

[–] huf@hexbear.net 24 points 3 months ago

they always have to put some avec in everything...

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"Saint-simonaque de FUCKING enfant! [Spits] Tabarnak!"

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

[Spits]

lmao

[–] autismdragon@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago

[–] ComRed2@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago

"The media I consume may be borderline child pornography, but at least it's not WOKE!!!" frothingfash

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago

anglicisms in french, you love to see it

[–] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago

I don't speak code lyokoclueless

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Isn't all the anime they watch "woke" to them? After all, most anime takes place in Japan, so that means almost everyone in anime are East Asians, not white.

It's also a shame seeing the Americanization of France. I've joked before and I'll joke again, France is my favorite occasionally based cringe country. Charlie Hebdo will never run out of material mocking westerners.

[–] Cyanocobalamin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 months ago

I don't use xitter so, could someone reply "nique ta mère, pine d'huitre" to this weeb for me? Thanks 😙

[–] Cowbee@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

French isn't a real language.