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It's the dunk tank.

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[–] adultswim_antifa@hexbear.net 42 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Amerikkkans' ancestors came here legally, killed the indigenous legally, held slaves legally, and now we wage war on the world legally.

[–] sewer_rat_420@hexbear.net 26 points 3 months ago

They mitigated suffering though.

[–] flan@hexbear.net 41 points 3 months ago

We really are a bunch of pathetic rubes aren't we? We just get pissed and shitted on in public and we ask for more, don't we? The ruling class clearly has zero shame or remorse, we are thoroughly defeated and they are dancing on our pathetic bone pile and shitting and pissing and spinning while shitting and pissing.

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 38 points 3 months ago

I hate this little worm so fucking much

[–] miz@hexbear.net 38 points 3 months ago (2 children)

put Blinken in the 50 million year prison from Black Mirror

[–] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago

Too little time

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Listen, I'm a generous sort

I think one life sentence for every dead innocent, and we're looking at 4.5-4.7ish million dead innocents

If we give one life sentence as being 100 years and we go with the lower bound of dead people resulting from wars Anthony Blinken wanted to have, we only come out with 450 million years

That sentence of course precludes the many other horrors he's inflicted, but it's a start

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 34 points 3 months ago

Dancing upon a pile of skulls and singing "Imagine" by John and Yoko before hitting submit on this tweet.

[–] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 31 points 3 months ago

I like when some politician invokes the Geneva conventions, genocide charters, and war crime charters in their west wing speeches in front of cameras, then when the dust settles, the white house will release a letter that says “we sympathize with the goals of these international policies, but we ultimately disagree with them and they are unenforceable.”

[–] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 27 points 3 months ago

Anthony Blinken is by far my least favourite shithead in American government at the moment

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 25 points 3 months ago

You're not allowed to use teargas on enemy combatants, but it's fine to use on your own population for some reason.

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

what can you even say at this point? internet-delenda-est

[–] egg1918@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

When our turn comes we will make no excuses

[–] poppy_apocalypse@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yesterday the US gave Israel 3bn to buy US arms. The Israel that killed 100 people sheltering in a school, where first responders did not find one whole body. Just parts. That was reported YESTERDAY. And you have the nerve...

There is know way he actually believes that bullshit. Right? jesus-christ

[–] egg1918@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

They're dabbing on us

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago

Libs while watching Kamala eat a Palestinian child and saying with her mouth full "I'm speaking": Trump would be worse.

[–] Cowbee@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago

Lol. Lmao, even.

In Burgerland, this is the Geneva Suggestion.

[–] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago

I hope somebody mitigates his suffering, swiftly.

[–] Edamamebean@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

This has to be on purpose, just taunting people, reminding us how powerless we are.