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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 56 points 3 months ago

Slutty Home Furnishings

He's done it again folks.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 49 points 3 months ago (4 children)

That neckbeard chefs-kiss

How does this one not have a sicko of some sort in it? sicko-wistful

[–] Comp4@hexbear.net 38 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I think the slutty couch is the sicko stand in this time. One mans sicko is another mans slutty couch.

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 32 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Weeping Lady Liberty becoming a window-peeper is sicko enough

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I still want Lady Liberty to become an actual sicko eventually. sicko-wistful

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

Inside you there are two Kelly characters. kelly

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 28 points 3 months ago (2 children)

How does this one not have a sicko of some sort in it? sicko-wistful

Sickos only appear when The American Way of Life is threatened. By way of their hip hop video games music, and their swing dancing, and their eating a diet that is less than 90% meat (10% corn).

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 23 points 3 months ago

and their eating a diet that is less than 90% meat

peterson-pill-dinner

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Because the sicko is a lib.

[–] Red_sun_in_the_sky@hexbear.net 47 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Tag yourself, I'm the slutty home furnishings

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 40 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 24 points 3 months ago (1 children)

the first heart rising from the couch, because it's the one that's most to the left rat-salute-2

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago
[–] Egon@hexbear.net 39 points 3 months ago

Slutty home furnishings is the name of my indie sleeze cover band

[–] sleen@lemmy.zip 38 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Finally a good fucking meme. Sometimes Lemmy feels more littered than Reddit, with the amount of low effort memes about him.

[–] Comp4@hexbear.net 45 points 3 months ago

Yeah Kelly is a guy who really respects the craft

[–] heggs_bayer@hexbear.net 34 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hexbearr are masters of the post.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 37 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Egon@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago
[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 35 points 3 months ago (2 children)

For me personally, the cry lady liberty going "noooooo don't fuck the couch noooooo" is the best.

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

Kelly is an NTR-fan, confirmed.

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

Lady Li-Bull-ty

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 31 points 3 months ago

another day another banger

[–] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 26 points 3 months ago

Love seat lmao

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 25 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Kelly was obviously inspired by my art

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Devil Rick James in his ear: "Fuck that couch...!"

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

Sofa King A Couch

[–] operacion_ogro@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago
[–] Hewaoijsdb@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago

All time banger

[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I was listening to QAA and Jake was talking about how sad he was about people bullying JD Vance with the fake couch story. In the episode about the Trump assassination attempt he said he was horrified when some grandma had told him she wished he'd been killed

I like the pod but that man's brain is made from sawdust

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Rom@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago
[–] bbnh69420@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Glad I dipped off that pod a minute ago

[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

That's just Jake being the soft-brained boy he is

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

Sweaty nervous JD might get some play. But that love seat is a winner!