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[-] negativenull@lemm.ee 24 points 1 year ago

What do we want? TIME TRAVEL!
When do we want it? IT'S IRRELEVANT!

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

The one good part of Termnator: Genisys.

[-] eltimablo@kbin.social 22 points 1 year ago

The tachyon leaves the bar

The bartender says "get out, we don't serve your kind here."

A tachyon walks into a bar.

I love the idea of Picard telling this to Riker with a fully deadpan delivery. That would be his stuffy version of letting loose during a meeting.

[-] jet@hackertalks.com 12 points 1 year ago
[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

It starts with a sensible chuckle .... maybe even an energetic guffaw

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 12 points 1 year ago

I just told this to my dad and he looked exactly like Riker afterward.

[-] DudePluto@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

And he said "Hi stuck in a non-linear perception of time, I'm Dad."

[-] DudePluto@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

I went to my Dad and told him I'm stuck in a non-linear perception of time.

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Who did you go to for help when you were stuck in a non-linear perception of time?

[-] vixven_random@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

There is an UDP joke somewhere in it

[-] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 year ago

I'll tell you a UDP joke but I don't know if you'll get it

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

That's such an excellent dad joke that I now have two additional children. chefs-kiss

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago
[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
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