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Anon attempts blackmail
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Jfc, Anon. Blackmail is your first thought?
it's a green text, this almost certainly never happened
Fake: Anon is clearly fantasizing about seeing his teacher naked.
Gay: Anon's first thought is to exploit this for video games.
Real: anon's first thought is to exploit this for video games
Gay: anon is not fantasizing about his teacher
Fake: Anon is clearly fantasizing about seeing his teacher naked.
Who hasn't? You're stuck in a room for a few hours every day all day and the mind wanders into some dark places.
Mr. Appletree, you geriatric prime hunk of man... How many rolls cover your wrinkle stick?
Yeah that was my point. Anon didn't discover his teacher's secret Only Fans account. He was just day dreaming.
I mean, there are worse things to have demanded besides a PS5. Sounds like anon is not as much a degenerate as they could’ve been.
blackmail never ends after the first demand tbh, if this was real the power over another person could get into his head more than it already has
Next he’s gonna ask for Spiderman pajamas and that she microwave his chicken nuggets.
Gaming PC or bust.
Or bust deez nuts
If I was the teacher I would just put anon in special Ed classes
Why? Do you want to set back special ed?
Special Ed sounds like you're insulting some poor dude called Ed.
it’s was not hers
Might already be there
Plot twist, OP was homeschooled.
That would make for another fun greentext, sounds good
It was her
Does it matter? Jerkin' the gherkin
The fact she met anon but said wasn’t her, means THAT page wasn’t her. Anon just needs to find hers
He really wants a PS5
this post was submitted on 06 Aug 2024
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