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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name

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[–] maquise@ttrpg.network 18 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The only way that makes sense would be if they were actually sonic bidets. They could have reverse replicator toilets though, that dematerialize the bio waste.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I can't help what happened in the show. Jankom used the bathroom and said he broke the sonic toilet. There was a flushing sound as he came out. Maybe it's a sort of holdover thing? Like it makes that sound to let you know that the waste is being removed, but it's a recording?

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 14 points 3 months ago

Like the fake engine sounds on some EVs.

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I wonder who was the first in the Federation who could successfully beam out their shit instead of going to the restroom.

[–] teft@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Is this not the face of a man making a steamer?

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Does he keep it in the pattern buffer or not?

[–] Infynis@midwest.social 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He beams it into someone else's toilet

[–] teft@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He beams it into someone else's colon.

[–] CptEnder@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Back and forth. Forever.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

That's what he calls his colon

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You can break them if you don't know how to use the three shells.

[–] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Half flush, full flush, bidet. It's jot complicated.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

I've had a lot of bidets. One button is not enough. Hot? Cold? High pressure? Low pressure? Power cleanse? Front? Back? And that's just the paper. Water options are worse.

[–] Zectivi@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago

We have sonic shower thoughts. Now we have sonic toilet epiphanies!? Awesome!