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[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You have finally put on the They Live! shades, and have now seen how shit the food is. Now that you know it sucks, you are now a free man, anon!

[–] vulgarcynic@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Anytime I travel out of the States the food is (almost) always better. Even the worst meals in Europe are generally better quality wise than here.

I try to maintain a healthier diet when I return but, man is it difficult when everything seems to be processed.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Funny, I just came back from Croatia, and I would also agree. The EU has better food regulations than America as well.

[–] vulgarcynic@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

It's crazy what we allow. Especially considering how abysmal the health care is.

When you see the factors, our inevitable crisis's are less shocking but just as painful.

I can't wait to experience the food in Croatia! Any local specialities / dishes you found that were definite need to tries?

[–] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 months ago (6 children)

I've started adding spinach to my sandwiches and I feel fucking amazing now.

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Leafy greens are a real world stamina potion

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I wholeheartedly disagree with you

[–] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

You're wrong, but okay.

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 3 months ago

I've started adding spinach to my sandwiches and I feel fucking amazing now.

Okey, Popeye. 😏

[–] Nikki@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Leafy greens are a real world stamina potion

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Leafy greens are a real world stamina potion

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I'm ambivalent about this comment.

Lol, I got the whole roller coaster experience from your replies.

[–] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works -1 points 3 months ago

You're wrong, but okay.

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social -2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Leafy greens are a real world stamina potion

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I couldn't agree with you more

[–] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works -1 points 3 months ago

You're wrong, but okay.

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social -2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Leafy greens are a real world stamina potion

[–] Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 3 months ago

Got the stamina to post four times in a row. Nice!

[–] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Welcome to getting old, it just keeps getting worse then you die.

[–] Isoprenoid@programming.dev 27 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

eats crap food for years

starts to feel crap

"Must be getting old."

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 11 points 3 months ago

Well according to every 113-year-old they've ever interviewed the secret to life is smoke 80 packs a day. So you never know perhaps junk food really is the elixir of life

[–] anothercatgirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Eat your vegetables lmao. Foods to feel good:

  1. Vegetables
  2. Fruits
  3. Dairy
  4. Meat
  5. Starchy (makes you tired)

Next time eat a salad.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Instructions unclear, just ate a massive salad made from cheetos and slim jims and feel like crap.