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"Must be getting old."
Well according to every 113-year-old they've ever interviewed the secret to life is smoke 80 packs a day. So you never know perhaps junk food really is the elixir of life
That’s not it at all. But you’ll see.
This is from 4Chan, so the guy who wrote it is probably like 22. If you eat nothing but garbage you're going to feel like garbage no matter how old you are. I'm middle aged and sure it affects me more now than when I was younger, but the post has nothing to do with getting old.