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The "woke guest" in question is comedian Larry Wilmore. I wonder why he doesn't mention it was another black person who called him that?
Damn, that is such a good dig lmao
Nice, I loved larry wilmore as a kid.
Huge "they photoshopped my face onto a cracker" energy. 
Lmao what
I had to look him up.
If he didn't want to suffer such comparisons he wouldn't be a Tea Party Republican congressman.
Also, Larry Whilmore is a black comedian who wrote for The Daily Show, not a leftist. Also also, his comment about black Republicans is entirely accurate.
I'M ANGRY. WE ARE NOT A MONOLITH. 
Someone's white wife is here to pick them up
Its an idiom about something that ruins potato salad right?
It's got layers to it, like an ogre. That is one of them, yes. It's an incredibly sick dunk. S-tier material.
Reminds me of this, when the insult is too funny to garner sympathy 
Posting his Ls
A secret trick that dumb liberals who performatively denounce "mud-slinging" overlook is that if your insult to your opponent is undeniably funny or resonant, they cannot repeat it to shame you because it will get more people to laugh at them than to be outraged on their behalf.
The RNC recently tried to attack Kamala by showing a clip of her laughing at Trump being called the r-slur, but too many people get why Trump would be called that, and the "how dare she" responses were overpowered by responses saying "based."
This is also why the Vance couch cushions bit is effective, there is no way to condemn that insult by name without humiliating yourself more than you shame your insulters.
Do raisins really go in potato salad??
Depends on how white you are
No, but dried cranberries totally do. And folks, use a vinaigrette for potato salad and not mayo, I'm begging you. 1/3 Red wine vinegar, 2/3 olive oil for liquid, add Dijon mustard, dill, summer savory, oregano, salt and pepper, stir that mix up. Your salad should be large diced cooled boiled taters, red onion, capers, shredded carrot and fine chopped red cabbage. Another fantastic one is curry potato salad, which is a yellow curry, potatoes, green onion and chick peas
okay that sounds nice and im sure its very good in its own right but thats not a mayo substitute you just gave the recipe for an entirely different style of potato salad
manhattan clam chowder and new england clam chowder are both great but one isnt a substitute for the other they are different soups
Use vegan mayo instead and also use sweet potatoes if you're using mayo. Thst shit rocks with shallots, nuts and cranberries. When you substitute mayo it becomes a different style of potato salad. BTW to make vegan mayo save the aquafaba from bean cans and blitz it with oil, salt and pepper. I also add lemon juice, tarragon and garlic scapes.
I know my way around a cold rhizome
hate nuts in general just really gross to me also sweet potatoes for potato salad i dont think im down for that one but the vinegarette one id try it sounded nice
Well then make your own recipes, I didn't make any of these to suit your specific tastes. Eat a fuckkng raw potato for all I care
okay sure i guess nobody asked for your recipes either have a good one
sounds really tasty. what would you recommend to add to make it a bit sweeter? i like slightly sweet and tangy
Fine chop a bunch of sweet pickles, sometimes those come with a few bits of cauliflower too, chop that in. Also you can add a bit of maple syrup to the dressing, a little goes a long way
good i love maple syrup i want it IVed into me until i become a tree
Sugar
What are you, the mayo police?
that sounds like sacrilege imo
lmao eat shit binch
What happens to a dream differed
Does it soak up mayonnaise like a raisin in the potato salad?
My favorite kind of beard is the one that makes it look like you have a jawline, but if you shave it off you just look round.
I’m actually fucking dead
Ha, owned
loooool he got sonned
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