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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon gets unwanted attention (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Stern@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Presuming it wasn't creative fiction, document and enjoy the huge pile of money from the lawsuit.

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

And then get laughed at by your lawyer, the judge, and the jury.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 5 months ago

Stay poor, doomer, anon's got some HR hoes to farm for a slam dunk sexual discrimination and hostile work environment case.

Plus, as a bonus, people will listen to him because he's a man.

[–] ThirdWorldOrder@feddit.nl -1 points 5 months ago

How fucking big did this dudes arms get in one year? I’m calling bullshit.

If this is actually real I would suggest using interpersonal relationship skills and ask these hordes of women to stop touching your biceps yourself. Given that anon is a green texter, he may be lacking in this department.