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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

Anon learns that his grandfather dodged being drafted (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (3 children)

War is for pussies

Real men talk out their problems without violence

[–] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Sometimes war is brought to your door.

Recent ones: Gaza. Ukraine.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Yeah

Started by fucking pussies

Defense isn't war.

War masquerading as defense is for fucking pussies

[–] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Because that worked out so well in this exact case, Neville Chamberlain?

[–] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev -1 points 6 months ago

Hitler was too big of a pussy unfortunately.

[–] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

You turn the corner to see a skinhead beating your dad with a baseball bat. You have a gun. Walk us through your next moves.