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Limerence eh? Well ok.
There once was a man from Nantucket...
There was a young man that said "damn"
For it certainly seems that I am
A creature that moves in determinate grooves
I'm not even a bus, I'm a tram
I want you to finish it. No one ever finishes it. I don't even know the rest of the limerick because no one ever finishes it!
There are a metric fuckton of limericks that start with that phrase. A common one is:
Really? I never knew because I had never heard anyone ever finish one!
It's truly dirty.
OH yeah, lmao. They usually are (owing to the rhyme scheme started by "Nantucket") but not always.
As an actual man from Nantucket (though not that one) lemme fill you in:
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it."
Omg that's awful, no wonder people never finish it!
Thank you so much 🙂
I know a different version from the other two:
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who put all his shit in a bucket
And one day he tripped
And the bucket, it flipped
And he said “ah well fuck it”