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submitted 8 months ago by SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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I had a priest bless the hot dogs I'm going to eat tonight.

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[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 50 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Remember, if the Taliban won, you would have to be grilling Halal meats. Good thing that didn't happen.

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

the taliban did win

[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 16 points 8 months ago

That's the joke.

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)

inshallah-script This would be dope lmao

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 20 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Kebabs, shawarmas...? Don't threaten me with a good time! sicko-pig

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 23 points 8 months ago

At a Halal cookout, someone would probably at least hook me up with some falafel without being weird about it lol

[–] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 14 points 8 months ago (2 children)

If the nazis won we'd all be grilling bratwurst but lower quality!! And eating hamburgers!!

[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 13 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

If the Brits won the war of 1812, we'd have to fry fish instead of grill and cover our entire meals in malt vinegar!

I had to top my hot dog with Gochujang today because we didn't win the Korean War yet.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 9 points 8 months ago

Fuck h*mburgers, in this house we eat liberty sandwiches like god intended