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Critics slammed the segment as a low point in "modern American political discourse" while some suggested that The Late Show might have inadvertently cast Biden in a villainous light.

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[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 69 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I clicked onto a few of the latter videos in the series- the 73 episode series- and the youth of today were taking it as seriously as Warhammer 40k or Game of Thrones. There were intricate theories about which toilet weapon is going to counter the television weapon. Toilets had names and people hunted through every scene for clues and references to prior lore.

The Elsagate generation is going to have a fully sloppy brain.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 41 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The Elsagate generation is going to have a fully sloppy brain.

Enhanced by microplastics microplastics-cool

[–] CommunistBear@hexbear.net 38 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Are you forgetting something? covid-cool

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 42 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Gen Alpha is gonna be putting the 'Rona, microplastics, Skibidi Toilet, and whatever other horrors they have up their sleeves together like some twisted Exodia, and we should all be terrified.

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 32 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Nope, a perfectly spherical brain that is full of nothing but slop. They have been breastfed by the Spectacle.

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

full of nothing but slop.

Then I guess it's not really smooth nor spherical as much as their brains turned into the liquid consistency of baby food... Like a vomited mess on the floor

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[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

There's still a dura mater membrane encasing the brain, but the sheer volume of slop has caused it to inflate like a water balloon.

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 14 points 5 months ago

Slop drifting through the void without the influence of gravity will naturally form a sphere due to surface tension.