this post was submitted on 25 May 2024
116 points (100.0% liked)
chapotraphouse
13509 readers
1411 users here now
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Vaush posts go in the_dunk_tank
Dunk posts in general go in the_dunk_tank, not here
Don't post low-hanging fruit here after it gets removed from the_dunk_tank
founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
only bolsters the argument that Skibidi Toilets is a legitimate part of our culture
I clicked onto a few of the latter videos in the series- the 73 episode series- and the youth of today were taking it as seriously as Warhammer 40k or Game of Thrones. There were intricate theories about which toilet weapon is going to counter the television weapon. Toilets had names and people hunted through every scene for clues and references to prior lore.
The Elsagate generation is going to have a fully sloppy brain.
Enhanced by microplastics
Are you forgetting something?
the power couple
Gen Alpha is gonna be putting the 'Rona, microplastics, Skibidi Toilet, and whatever other horrors they have up their sleeves together like some twisted Exodia, and we should all be terrified.
*smooth brain innit?
Nope, a perfectly spherical brain that is full of nothing but slop. They have been breastfed by the Spectacle.
Then I guess it's not really smooth nor spherical as much as their brains turned into the liquid consistency of baby food... Like a vomited mess on the floor
There's still a dura mater membrane encasing the brain, but the sheer volume of slop has caused it to inflate like a water balloon.
Slop drifting through the void without the influence of gravity will naturally form a sphere due to surface tension.