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This is a little believable... (lemmy.world)

submitted 7 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Go on...

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 16 points 7 months ago (2 children)

He fixes the cable.

[–] variants@possumpat.io 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.

[–] Chef_Boyargee@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

No no, Comcast actually doing something useful would be highly erotic and fantasy of the highest order

[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 months ago

He hands over the pizza and gets a $3 tip. Then the pizza buyers are disappointed that there isn't enough sausage.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

James Gunn's PG Porn.

[–] Guntrigger@sopuli.xyz 2 points 7 months ago

I had forgotten this existed and I thank you for reminding me of it.

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago

I think there's an actual guy on Pornhub who posts videos of him subverting all the pervy tropes by just playing them straight without the transition to sex, and it became such a meme that actual porn stars began showing up in his videos to also play the pervy tropes straight.

It's basically Ned Flanders being told to act out the initial dialogue in a porno and it's absolutely hilarious.