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Imagine porn without any sex scenes.
Go on...
He fixes the cable.
Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.
No no, Comcast actually doing something useful would be highly erotic and fantasy of the highest order
He hands over the pizza and gets a $3 tip. Then the pizza buyers are disappointed that there isn't enough sausage.
James Gunn's PG Porn.
I had forgotten this existed and I thank you for reminding me of it.
I think there's an actual guy on Pornhub who posts videos of him subverting all the pervy tropes by just playing them straight without the transition to sex, and it became such a meme that actual porn stars began showing up in his videos to also play the pervy tropes straight.
It's basically Ned Flanders being told to act out the initial dialogue in a porno and it's absolutely hilarious.
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