this post was submitted on 09 May 2024
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[–] confusedbytheBasics@lemmy.world 42 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Is this real today or a prediction of the future?

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 78 points 6 months ago (3 children)

It's obviously fake, my Lotus SmartToilet only ever requests a face scan to verify my identity.

[–] TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 68 points 6 months ago (4 children)

You gotta enroll in AnusID! The flush times are significantly faster and the probe to verify you only hurts a little.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 27 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

PUCKERPRINT UNRECOGNIZED. SWIPE AGAIN. PUCKER PRINT UNRECOGNIZED. SWIPE AGAIN.

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

"I just gotta check your asssshole sir"

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 6 months ago

Just like when I go to the local bodega for weed.

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Anal print changed from hemorrhoids.

[–] lemmyng@lemmy.ca 11 points 6 months ago (2 children)

If it was really smart it would scan your butthole.

[–] Nachorella@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I remember reading something about Dali I think getting butthole prints of people and discovering that butthole prints are just as identifying as finger prints.

[–] 7U5K3N@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 months ago

Huh... I never thought about it. But that makes a lot of sense.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

Please scan your genitals and a copy of your government issued identification to verify your identity.

[–] JoMomma@lemm.ee 40 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You are attempting to verify a fact. Your authorization code is 42069. The future will never ask for your personal information.

Enjoy your flush!

[–] 7U5K3N@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

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