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submitted 7 months ago by herrwoland@lemmy.world to c/me_irl@lemmy.world

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[–] cmhickman358@thelemmy.club 49 points 7 months ago (8 children)

We've always called this "French Fry Syndrome" in my family, when you go to swallow a huge handful of fries and they do that super slow slide all the way down and it's painful as hell

[–] moog@lemm.ee 72 points 7 months ago (5 children)

??? Maybe don't shove handfuls of fries down your throat ???

[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 49 points 7 months ago

Well you say that, but then there's fries and one thing leads to another

[–] olutukko@lemmy.world 38 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What are you the fries police?

[–] moog@lemm.ee 8 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Yes put the fries down and ur hands up 🔫

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

But my fingers are all salty and greasy...

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 4 points 7 months ago

You just want to take my fries, scalawag.

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 24 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What are you a fucking communist?

[–] moog@lemm.ee 7 points 7 months ago

Our fries

[–] Daxtron2@startrek.website 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Watch out everybody, the fry police are here to stop us from shoving fries down our throat.

[–] pinkystew@reddthat.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

Jokes on them, the fries go in my ass

[–] childOfMagenta@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I have this, even with a single fry at the start of a meal. Starchy or dry food in general. I'm about to get hiccup from that fry, then I down a half glass of water and I'm good for the rest of the meal.

[–] Juvyn00b@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Holy shit I have this same exact problem. Eats one bite and blammo - hiccups

[–] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 25 points 7 months ago (1 children)

How many of your family members can fit in an average sized row boat?

[–] whostosay@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

LMFAO not cool

[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago

Dude...

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago

Interesting. We call this "attempted suicide" in my family.

[–] VHSSense@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

A universal experience. In the UK we sometimes call it "chip chest"

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago

You remember the "poop knife" story from Reddit where the dude made a casual comment and then found out his family was weird as fuck? This is your poop knife moment.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Esophageal Stricture?

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

that's because of the non-newtonian effects of the sticky starch paste