Male? Female? Sall good with this guy!
Want some, get some as a wise man once said to me.
this post was submitted on 16 Apr 2024
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Hmmm… I have to disagree. I’ve done more intimate things.
But it’s up there.
Like... holding hands?! Or... kissing?!
Rubbing noses while whispering "I wuv you"
gasp H-how lewd!
Hehe, sure. Like that.
But on the inside. And with fluids.
Look at this one over here doing gushy mushy things like getting spit roasted and creampied.
They're a proctologist.
Yes, but also other fluids
On second thought, I don't want to know
There's something incredibly invigorating about using a blend of Listerine and hot sauce as lube
Everything from the waist down just clenched up in horror, thanks
Listerine and Hot Sauce, new band name
ngl i would say kissing is one of the most intimate things you can do, that's up where all your sense of self is after all.