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[–] TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 108 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (4 children)

Oh, I'm that aunt. My family sucks. But my niece contacted me yesterday since I'm moving to where I grew up. I know my fam is a bunch of asshats and she asked me if I could take her to a concert. My idiot sister would not allow her to go. I asked my niece: Which bands would you like to see? SOA & The darkness. Immediately booked 4 tickets for those and another 2 for moon hooch. Fuck people who don't allow you listening to music.

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 78 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I'm having that problem with my niece now, she thinks Pokemon are cool. She's not allowed to play the games or watch the show because my brother thinks they're satanic.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 31 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That's what my mother thought back in the 90s for a year until she gave up. I know no one wants to hear it, but that was 30 years ago.

Your brother is either an old person from the 60s, or their church is a cult.

[–] TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 16 points 7 months ago

In my case, it's a defo a cult. I walked out of there when I was 15 years old, never looked back, and became a musician.

[–] TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 21 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Holy hell! I deeply hope you punch that gobshite in the nose at some point. Seriously, wtf?

[–] nl4real@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Sweet Tap-dancing Jesus Christ on a pogo-stick, it's 2024 and these people are still going on about it.

[–] Cossty@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I wish I had a cool aunt like you when I was a kid.

[–] TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 11 points 7 months ago

Aw, you're too kind :)

[–] frozen@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 15 points 7 months ago

You're the cool aunt, for sure.

[–] GuyFi@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 7 points 7 months ago

They fucking slap for sure!