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Almost made it a whole Scaramucci.
I believe this is what's known as a micromooch.
Nah, this is 7 decimooches.
Gotta keep our units metric where we can.
10^-6^ meech?
I keep seeing this reference...
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/afraid-to-ask-andy
And yes, I'm too lazy to go to a meme generator, so I'm just leaving that
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_Scaramucci
Damn, that sounds vaguely familiar, but ig Spicer overshadowed him in my memory
To be fair, Sean "among the bushes" Spicer lasted 18.3 mooches.
Ahh the Spicey one. I had a love/hate relationship with him. For anybody who wasn't glued to political feeds expecting Armageddon at any moment like me, this pretty accurately sums up Spicer's reign as White House Press Secretary.
That skit killed his job. Don't get me wrong, I'm okay with it. But Trump saw it and decided he couldn't even be near someone who had had fun poked at him lest he appear weak, so it was good-bye Spicey.
Let's keep McCarthy on standby just in case then . . .
DAMMIT, I thought I was quick with this…
Don’t feel bad you got beat by two minutes. I got beat by an hour and a whole other person.