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Do you get immediate medical treatment after, and is it free?
Assuming you're not American, yes.
Yeah but we Americans get to use as many guns as we can carry on our person.
I guess +guns and -healthcare makes us the glass cannons of the man vs beast challenge!
You can take on most animals in a fight if you have a gun.
That’s the cannon half of glass cannon. :D
And what if animals have guns + gun training? :D
I don't mean necessarily like monkeys, I'm envisioning cephalopods with 8 guns. Or a tiny invertebrate with satellite weapon targeting systems.
We don't need guns. We're developing all sorts of new weaponized ways of using our ink.
Humans: [get inked from orbit]
The squids: It was the only way to be sure.
... just realized ... what if you give the animal/animals +guns & +healthcare, just for fun ... ?
I'm imagining a chicken sitting on the button of a chain gun giving you the sideways stink eye (classic birb tbh).
Lul, imagine thinking you won a fight, but after a while realising the great tit you wrestled with made you go bankrupt & now you have to pay loan interest for the rest of your life.
Tbh, that makes Americans fight these predators on more equal grounds than the rest of the 1st world. Most predators have to make the calculus of how starving they are vs what is the potential damage they can take
Lul, this is actually a really good point.
We talking about combat or divorce?
Education actually!
I mean.. he won that one. I'd congratulate him on a well played feint as I died from lack of care.