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Give me a pointy enough stick and my tribe can take down any animal
"Am I allowed to run it to exhaustion?"
"You are, but have your years of playing Call of Duty on the Xbox imbibed you with the required physical stamina and animal tracking skills of your Paleolithic ancestors? Remember, the question is what animal can you take down, not your species, you."
I can defeat the world's most dangerous apex predator in unarmed one on one combat. The human. It's me, I would defeat myself, I would die trying to fight off any animal in this thread.
"Your tribe? I've seen your tribe. There's the guy that after years still won't shut up about how the final goal in the finals should have been counted. The one that unsuccessfully tries to cover up his noxious farts by loudly yelling 'What time is it?!'. Then there's the one that was convicted of a minor felony and none of you will tell me what the crime was and you try to change the subject, but you refuse to ever go bowling with him again. Lastly there's the one that looks and acts fairly normal, but is very reserved. Honestly he could do better than you guys and I'm not sure why he continues to put up with you all. He's the only one of all of you I've ever heard utter the words 'Thank you' for anything, but even then he was talking to the cat. Yeah, I've seen your tribe. I think the animals are pretty safe from you all."