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Our class party's were always "bring a plate" type parties - parents would give the kids a plate of something to contribute
It was the best.
Potluck is always the best way to have a party, everyone contribute something.
I remember doing "stone soup" which was kinda the same thing. There's just one big pot of soup and everyone contributes ingredients to it.
I feel like that could go really great or fucking terribly depending on what kind of friends you have.
"I contributed beef!"
"I contributed potatoes!"
"I contributed a bag of doritos!"
"I contributed this bottle of moose piss!"
You know, duality of man type thing.
"I contributed a bag of quickrete!"
Yeah that wouldn't work here.
Yeah... It was in kindergarten and 1st grade, so it could definitely get weird when it's the kids choosing what goes into the pot.
I'd show up with a bay leaf
"No no, that's good! Everyone give Timmy a hand, he brought something edible this time."
I mean, I guess bay leaves are technically edible...
I love this comment because I recently learned bay leaves are hilariously divisive.
There are some pretty heated / humorous articles out there about them. I love it.
Ooo, hot pot, it's also a very nice way to have dinner party.
Potluck with friends: Great!
Potluck with strangers: Disgusting!
For fucksake guys
FTFY
fugseg
Naaaah in Scotland "fucksake" is definitely a single word!
"Naaaah. In Scotland..."
Fixed
Have you actually heard a Scottish person speaking? There's nae commas or full stops, just a stream of incomprehensible drivel from start to finish
Now I hear it spoken like:
Oh, fer fhucs sayk!
It's
Potluck is best luck!