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If you claim to be a porn addict but have never been tempted by or succumbed to spending money on porn, are you really an addict?
My mate, Paul is addicted to cigarettes but he never has his own fuckin smokes. You telling me ain't really an addict?
at least Paul doesn't need porn. He's addicted to being a cunt! ;)
I can't read "My mate Paul" and not hear it in Philomena Cunk's / Diane Morgan's voice. Well played sir!
Wait... What... How?
Is the the type to just smoke in a couple of puffs just to get the nicotine hits? Just give him a nicotine patch at that point.
Good comparison 👍.
I used to suck dick for porn.
Not sure but tell you what, I watch pron for at least 2 hours a day every day and I never once paid for it. Now I said 2 hours cause I don't include hentai or hentai games in that. To be fair even thought I pirate most hentai games I did buy the ones that I really enjoyed and are on Steam. So no for Porn I never payed I did however payed for hentai. And I most certainly have an addiction or at least a disorder considering the amount of time I waste on this!
What are your recommendations for games?
Ummm... IDK, maybe I'm not... or maybe I like stuff that is so niche, people usually just throw it out there for free in hopes of finding someone to engage with them 🤔 🤷... IRL in most cases... which is what I what I would be after in the first place.
I mean, porn is nice, it's a temporary fix and you can fill a gap with it... but it doesn't replace the real thing.
My 2 cents.
Don't know what to tell you man, frankly the amount of effort you have to put up during sex not to mention the amount of nagging you have to put up with in order to get sex kinda is off-putting to me or more specifically it's at 50/50 but I do sometimes prefer to masturbate rather then have sex due to what I mentioned above.
I do agree. I masturbate mostly the past few years as well (pushing late 30's, I have to be honest).
But... when it comes to real world encounters, hell, I'm all in. Bullshitters everywhere when it comes to my kink, but when that true one comes along... it's worth the wait 🤤.