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Ten foot two
Skin of blue
Eyes the color of Mountain Dew
What you need is a Navi girl!
Please ๐ฅบ
Not really. They are too slim, without proper curves and not heavy enough. We need big amazonian elves.
A man of culture, I see!
Elf mommy ftw?
Oh God I don't need a new thing added to the list, please have mercy on me
Give them stronger cat-people features and I'm in. (see this NSFW, for example)
You just have no taste. :P
I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me