the_dunk_tank
It's the dunk tank.
This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.
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Not the cyber experts!
I like to imagine these cyber experts as cyborgs who are experts on entirely different topics, like a gardener who waters his pristine flowers with a subdermal hose that juts out of his wrist like in Assassin's Creed, or a world-class pianist with three 10-fingered robotic hands
I was thinking more along the lines of an early 90's kid's show written by people who didn't know what the internet was, so the villains start forest fires or make sandwiches explode with the internet
Code Lyoko?
I fucking love Code Lyoko 😭
Maybe?
I never watched it
I like to imagine them saying "beep boop boop" a lot