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[–] lightnegative@lemmy.world 35 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Ironically, the christian Bible is one of the most offensive books there is

[–] bort@feddit.de 21 points 10 months ago (3 children)

because of all the socialist propaganda in it?

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 27 points 10 months ago (1 children)

and the massive jizzing donkey dicks

[–] doingless@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago (2 children)

They're actually mens dicks the size of donkeys. Be accurate my dude.

[–] MetaSynapse@kbin.social 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The size of donkeys dicks, or the size of whole donkeys?

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Dick so long you like why it ain't dirty? But it ain't, it ain't.

[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 3 points 10 months ago

So that is why my late grandma was Christian!

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 16 points 10 months ago (2 children)

And the abortions, and the child killing

[–] pearsaltchocolatebar 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Abortion instructions*. The Bible tells you how to force your wife to have an abortion if she cheats on you.

[–] Kase@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Do you know where? I don't doubt you, I just wanna see this lmao

[–] pearsaltchocolatebar 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] noughtnaut@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

I have never (before) read a single word of that bible, but may I bestow this upvote upon you for so casually and precisely bringing the requested reference.

[–] Kase@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

What the FUCK

[–] pearsaltchocolatebar 6 points 10 months ago

It's the Bible, my dude. That shit is bat shit insane if you read it cover to cover.

[–] VaultBoyNewVegas@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Wait till you hear about the guy who fled Sodom with his two daughters who then got him heavily drunk and raped him because they though god wanted them to.

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 months ago

Its because he was wearing a short toga, so he was asking for it

[–] themelm@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

And the incest and rape and all the foreskin stealing.

[–] rotopenguin@infosec.pub 8 points 10 months ago

Oh, we don't believe God's word in those parts.

[–] Fudoshin@feddit.uk 1 points 10 months ago

Donkey semen.