[-] noughtnaut@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

Emoji passwords made me think of the Lotus Notes password prompt with their little images that changed as I typed (which never really made sense to me).

Yes, I'm old...

[-] noughtnaut@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

It's been a while since I saw good old 4281 referenced. 👍

[-] noughtnaut@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

As a recent divorcee: fuck this hurts.

[-] noughtnaut@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago

What on earth does this mean? I'm not a world-class expert in mathology but I've never seen this kind of relative comparison before.

[-] noughtnaut@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

More comedic than dramatic, and more "highly unlikely" than "dumb luck", but this one time I fell while skiing. It happens, I was a reckless kid as many are.

But this? This was on a flat, broad, almost level stretch connecting two pistes, and me and my dad were basically just cruising along. I don't know what, but something happened and I face planted, stopping instantly.

One ski out to the side, the other... vertical? Stuck into the piste at a right angle, all the way from the tip to the binding... without becoming detached from my boot. The mechanism worked fine, mind you, it just hadn't disengaged. There was no gash in the snow, no entry mark, just hard packed piste with half a ski sticking out of it like so much sword in a stone.

[-] noughtnaut@lemmy.world 44 points 2 weeks ago

Honestly, this is the most heartening thing I've read about US politics in recent years. (PS. Am not American, and not in America)

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This is likely a very niche request, but perhaps there's a genius here with the answer - or can point me to a better place to ask.

If I want it to look like a web page is loading an interlaced gif over an old modem connection, would there exist some tool to convert a given static image to an animated gif (preferably downsampled to 256 colours)?

You know, the one where it starts off as one giant coloured block which then gets progressively segmented into thinner lines with more detail as each interlaced line is received...

[-] noughtnaut@lemmy.world 47 points 4 weeks ago

You know, if you want to replace Slack, look into Mattermost. It's foss but otherwise pretty much exactly what Slack does so well.

[-] noughtnaut@lemmy.world 46 points 2 months ago

Cars should just come with a big open socket up front, where I can buy (or build) my own infotainment system to install there.

...which is precisely what we used to have, before auto makers decided to insist that they should be enclosed in a swooping dash.

[-] noughtnaut@lemmy.world 54 points 2 months ago

I'm glad you ask about things you don't know. You're a smart person.

A dead name is a person's given name, in the context of a person having transitioned to a different gender and also changing their name to match the gender they identify as. It is bad form to then continue to call them by their birth name.

[-] noughtnaut@lemmy.world 45 points 3 months ago

Seriously, how do you even get the data to make such graphs?

On another note, I don't have much sympathy for people who clearly "swipe right on everyone". I am aware that it's a numbers game, but have since standards, man.

[-] noughtnaut@lemmy.world 63 points 8 months ago

Bluntly, where would Mozilla be without Google's funding?

Gone, probably.

So while I agree that it is poisonous and there is something very wrong with Mozilla corporate structure, it is a necessary evil.

[-] noughtnaut@lemmy.world 49 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Very. And he was going blind, too. I read a marvellous interview with him not too long ago, I'll see if I can find it.

Ah, here it is: https://www.newyorker.com/tech/annals-of-technology/the-thorny-problem-of-keeping-the-internets-time

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