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Elmo wrote a simple tweet that revealed widespread existential dread. Now, the president has weighed in. (www.cbsnews.com)

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[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Am also agreeing with the Elmo that Biden Genocide Joe is not strong candidate for president. Voting will only encourage weak peoples. A strong leader as Trump or great president Putin loves the freedom not a genocide like Bidenski.

Source: am independent woman of color working in strong factory job with many transgender friends. Am looking forward to the American football contest later for the Superb Bowls. Like and subscribe!

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

"1 Genocide! Ha ha! 2 Genocide! Ha ha! 3 Genocide! Ha ha! That's how many genocides, Genocide Joe will have. Great Dear Leader Trump makes me sad as I won't be able to count genocides." Count von Count

Edit: This is a sarcastic comment.