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[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 29 points 9 months ago (4 children)

You could set up a system where the cat has to travel though a section on a scale and compare the pre/post weight. Add in a camera to capture photos of the cat on approach and departure (but not during the act) from those motion and weight sensor events.

Put it all together and you could have a bot that posts each trip with the duration and difference between entry and exit weight. There's probably something useful to learn from those patterns over time (particularly if it shows a sudden change) but mostly I just think it'd be funny if there was an automated system to congratulate a cat for a new personal all-time best or identify their #1 #2 of the week.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

For um science!

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Actually a good idea for older cats as they can get kidney disease. One sign is they start peeing super often. Happened to mine.

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Or you can just put the poop castle on a scale.

[–] AFaithfulNihilist@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

You mean do it manually, like a caveman? No I want to involve servos, circuits and microprocessors in this!

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Classic beginners mistake, you'll bias your data based on the amount of litter sticking to things!

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Fair, I forgot about butt litter (I know we're joking anyway, but it's the same with solution 1 ;) ). Geez, thanks for the reminder, I was just about to eat. Mmmm, sprinkles.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Jokes or not, that is something I'd been thinking about with the weighing tunnel. Figured the couple extra steps should give most of the material time to drop off before reaching the scale. No idea how much of a difference it makes either way though.

This is why it's probably a good thing I don't have a cat. They'd get annoyed and trip me down a flight of stairs after about a week.

[–] droans@lemmy.world 0 points 9 months ago

Why not just weigh the litterbox instead of the cat?