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Every goddamn time (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] sneezycat@sopuli.xyz 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

-Esc twice

-:wq

-:q!

-kill the process

-fuck it pull the plug

-put a bomb in the power station that powers your house

-have a cosmic ray randomly bitflip vim's internal logic making it quit

[–] bluemellophone@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 2 points 10 months ago

-Good ol' C-x M-c M-butterfly