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Scientists Create First Hummus Platter That Comes With Enough Pita Bread
(thehardtimes.net)
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Whatever the case here, we can safely conclude that all of the aforementioned are, in fact, salads
I... I read it all. It's beautiful.
I have, actually, read it 2 or 3 times by now. It has truly changed my life. For example, my GP now does not lecture me on my diet choices, because I can, honestly, tell them that I, mostly, eat different salads. I can feel my cholesterol dropping.
You put six commas in a single sentence. That's a lot of commas.